It’s free, and yes it’s safe. Yes it’s just a little over one level. Did we mention it’s free?
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD SKEEZFIGHTER (PC Only, sorry, Mac Fanboys).
SkeezFighter is a short and sweet (and entirely incomplete) video game based on a character named Milo. Milo is on a quest to defeat his promiscuous ex-girlfriend. On his journey to find her, he encounters many of her hoe friends who are dead set on preventing him from getting his revenge. Other obstacles in the game include her dog, who never really liked Milo to begin with. Possibly because he had to compete for her attention whenever Milo was around.
CONTROLS:
The directional buttons behave as you would expect them to (up is jump, down is crouch, hopefully you can figure out left and right on your own).
Spacebar is your main attack, the standard right hand bitch slap. If you want something more powerful, hold down CTRL to do a tornado bitch slap.
Be careful! Not all of the women you encounter in the game are the evil friends of Milo’s ex-girlfriend. There are some girls, known as the “good girls” that are not to be slapped for any reason. If you make the mistake of slapping a good girl, you will be set back in the game. Hopefully it shouldn’t be too difficult for you to distinguish the difference.